Good laugh! Give it a watch:

Benjamin Linus got it wrong. Fate isn’t a ”fickle bitch,” as he told Hurley last season. No, it’s a fickle brat who suddenly changes his mind on what can slake his late-night thirst. Should Young Ben survive his Sayid-inflicted gunshot wound and realize his Dharma-purging, castaway-terrorizing bug-eyed bastard potential — the matter was still in doubt by the end of last night’s episode ”Whatever Happened, Happened” — he should send a ”Thank You” card to a certain creepy little kid who changed his mind about a carton of milk. Follow my logic here, and forgive me if it sounds as sketchy as pair of wisecracking, domino-playing time travelers parsing the complexities of quantum leaping. (That would be Hurley and Miles, angling for their own Odd Couple meets Big Bang Theory sitcom.)

The way I see it is this: If Aaron didn’t ask for some liquid refreshment to parch his creepy little throat, then Kate — a.k.a., Ms. ”Can’t tell my (fake) kid ‘No”’ — wouldn’t stop at the supermarket. If Kate didn’t stop at the supermarket, she wouldn’t get distracted by Aaron’s change-of-mind (Me want juice box instead!) and an ill-timed phone call from Jack. If Kate didn’t get distracted, then she wouldn’t lose track of Aaron when he wandered off, dazzled by the pudding pop display. If he didn’t wander off, then Kate wouldn’t get rattled when she found the boy walking hand in hand with a dead-ringer (from the back at least) for Claire. (Pale, long blonde hair, wayyy too much make-up.) If she didn’t get rattled, then she wouldn’t get the epiphanies that finally compelled her to leave Aaron with Grandma Littleton, go back to the Island, and take it upon herself to save the life of her future foe in order to save the Star Wars generation from timeline-collapsing paradox. Aaron, we owe you one.

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Tune into Lifetime this weekend for the next segment of the Nora Roberts Movie Collection with “High Noon” this Saturday, April 4th at 9pm starring Emilie DeRavin, Ivan Sergei and Cybill Shepard!!!

In the Nora Roberts movie “High Noon,” expert hostage negotiator Lieutenant Phoebe McNamara (Emilie DeRavin ) juggles her high-pressure career with the demands of raising her young daughter and contending with her agoraphobic mother, Essie (Cybill Shepherd). When Phoebe meets handsome bar owner Duncan Swift (Ivan Sergei ), he can’t resist her take-charge attitude and attempts to earn her affections. Though she tries to resist his charms, Phoebe soon realizes no amount of negotiation will keep Duncan at arm’s length. Starting with being assaulted by an unknown assailant in her precinct, she later receives a series of mysterious and threatening messages, and soon discovers she is the target of a psychopathic killer out to destroy her personally and professionally.

Check out scenes from “High Noon” by watching the trailer right here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMfOtTgOtE4

Source: Carrie